Take a few pages from the inside of last week's newspaper, and substitute them for today's issue. (Sports pages work great, or comics--whatever is the victim's favorite section!).
Submitted by Allen G. from Montana
Sky Is Falling
Recruit a friend to help you with this prank. While the victim is sleeping, and it is still dark in the room, hold a white bed-sheet above them. Then suddenly awaken them, and release the sheet, or pull it down, so that it would seem as if the ceiling is falling! Make sure that the victim is looking straight up.
Submitted by Vasilyrud
Not My Plot
Leave a list where you know your victim will "accidentally" find it. On the list, state several devious but cryptic plans for pranking your victim. Then, never carry any of the plans out, leaving your victim wondering when the impending pranks will begin.
Use Rain-X(tm) on a dry erase board. It will be so slick that the dry erase pens won't work. To remove the Rain-X after your prank: use rubbing alcohol.
Submitted by Kevin B
Nabbed by a Napper
Pretend to nap on the couch. When someone walks by, peek out and as soon as they have their back to you, squirt them with a water gun you have hidden. When they turn around, make sure your eyes are closed again!
Submitted by Stacia
Don't Cry Over Spilled Beer
Tell a friend that you know a great trick. Put your hand palm-down on the table and balance a full glass of beer (or any liquid) on the back of your hand. Bet your friend that they can't balance a glass on both hands at once (with your help to put them in place). As soon as you have the glasses balanced, stand up and walk out. They will be trapped and will have to spill the beers to escape.
Leave 'Em In the Dust
Wait until someone goes into the bathroom. Take a sheet of paper and sprinkle it liberally with baby powder. Slide the paper under the door, then quickly turn on a blow dryer and blow it into the crack. The baby powder will blow up and cover your victim!
Submitted by TallyWahKer
Tug of War
This prank can be pulled on two victims who have bedroom doors directly across the hall from each other (dorms usually work well for this). Use a rope to tie both door knobs to each other, with just enough slack to allow one door to open a crack. Then knock loudly on both doors at the same time. The victims will end up in a tug of war trying to get out.