Just One Please
Take all of the victim's paperclips and hook them together in one long string.
Submitted by Doug Ely
While You Were Out
Leave a phone message for the victim that says that a "Mr. Lee Muhr" called and wants to be called back. Then give the phone number of the zoo. Iowa's Blank Park Zoo has set up special phone numbers for this: Ms. Diane Osaurus at 515-974-2670; Mr. Lee Muhr at 515-974-2671; Ms. Cassie Warrie at 515-974-2672; Mr. Al Gator at 515-974-2673.
Dude, Where's My Car?
Borrow your victim's car keys and make a duplicate. Then, every day or so, move the car a few parking spaces over, or turn it around so it's parked backwards in the space. Eventually start moving it to another part of the lot altogether. Classic.
Submitted by Skrivan
Crackling Stapler>> NEW <<
Hide a "cap" (mini-firecracker made for toy cap guns) under the handle of your victim's stapler.
Copier Surprise
Print out some pictures of a scantily-dressed girl, or other racy image. Mix them into the paper tray of the office copier or printer. When the victim makes copies, they'll have a big surprise!
A Call From Above
If you work in an office with a suspended ceiling: Hide his phone in the ceiling tiles above your victim's desk. When they arrive...give them a call!
Submitted by Drake
Have a Seat
Take all the chairs you can find from other offices, the conference room, etc., and fill up your victim's office as full as possible.
Oh So Pretty
Replace everything on your (male) victim's desk with similar items, but make them as "girly" as possible (pink pens, lacy picture frames, bows, flowers, etc.). Remember to change his screen saver too!
Submitted by Joe S.